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Old 12-03-2004, 12:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The fourth marriage....

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

"You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk. "You've been married three times already."


"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!" says the bride.

"Impossible", says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector -- God I miss him"
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Old 12-05-2004, 09:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha

that's good
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That is a great joke.
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