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				The fourth marriage....
			 
			A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. 
		
		
		
		
		
			"You can't wear white," reminds the sales clerk. "You've been married three times already." "Of course I can, I'm a virgin!" says the bride. "Impossible", says the sales clerk. "Unfortunately not," the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector -- God I miss him" 
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