Catholic school girls go to heaven
 

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are in heaven, in a long line trying to enter the pearly gates, when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

She giggles and shyly replys, "well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "You must dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl in line the same question, "Jennifer, have you had any concact with a male organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."

St. peter says, "Jennifer, you must dip your whole hand in the holy water before you can pass through the gates".

All of a sudden there is a great commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing and shoving her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it!"

Heard the same thing long ago, but with nuns instead of schoolgirls.

I have to say it's much better with schoolgirls. Good one :thumbsup:

Hahaha, good joke

hehe thats great.

That is a winner. Best in a long time.

good stuff