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Old 11-22-2004, 07:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One morning, a man calls his boss...

to tell him he'll be out sick. The boss presses for specifics, and the man says, "Sir, I have rectal glaucoma." "And what does that mean?" asks the boss. The man replies, "I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."


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Old 11-22-2004, 09:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Heard it before, but still funny. It represents me to a "T".
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Old 11-30-2004, 09:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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too funny for sight
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Old 12-01-2004, 07:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Great joke. I don't think i would try that though.
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