Crusty old Chief in a bar
 

This grizzled, crusty old Navy Chief is sitting alone at a bar drinking a beer. A hot blonde comes alongside and says "You look lonely, Chief." He says nothing.

She says, "You want some company?" He says nothing.

She says, "Come on. When was the last time you were with a woman as hot as me?" He says, "1957".

She says, "Well then what are you waiting for, Chief? That was ages ago!" He looks at his watch and says "What do you mean? It's not even 2100 yet!"

-Mikey

That's a funny! Thanks for that laugh.

Haha, that was clever.

Hehh.. took me a sec