The Exam
 

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients that were
made while he was performing DRE's (rectal exams for the prostate):

1. "Take it easy, Doc! You're boldly going where no man has gone
before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?!!"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas....we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out....you do the
Hokey Pokey....and yeeow!"

8. "Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "Remember, if your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

And THE best one:

11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

Those are funny, but can you really talk and joke when that is going on.

Haha, I guess you'd have to prepare it in advance

I have heard, Doc, That was special... and i didnt even get you flowers...

hahahaha i've heard a couple of those before but im gonna have to use that last one!!

hehehe. they'r great.