Communist hell

[BlitzkriegKommt]

Well, this is an old joke that we tell about communists.

So this guy dies and he has to go to hell. Satan gives him two choices, one being a capitalist hell and other one, being Communist hell. The guy sees a little line on the doorway of Capitalist hell and a huge, endless line on Communist hell gateway, confused, the guy asks Satan to describe these two hell. Satan proceeds, "Well on Capitalist hell, first you get fried to death, then are revived, then burned slowly over a simmering fire and then after another revival electrocuted to death, and the process is repeated until eternity." The guy is horrified by the description, and asks about Communist hell, Satan says, "On the Communist hell, you get fried to death, then are revived, then burned slowly over a simmering fire and then after another revival electrocuted to death, and the process is repeated until eternity." Guy confused asks, "so what's the difference?" Satan replies, "Well on Communist hell, half of the time we don't have our supplies to work with."

[Gortexfogg]

HAhaha! Hilarious!

[Glad-I-Ate-Her]

Not bad.

Glad

[Mavric98]

interesting

[txstrosman]

very nice!!!!

[Delvid]

Is that from the 80's?

[BlitzkriegKommt]

I don't know if it's from 80's or not.

[joeshoe]

haha, that's pretty good. Go capitalism!

I kid, I kid