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Mobo123 · 11-07-2004, 10:55 PM

A farmer walks into the drug store and says: "I want
me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it."
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that
you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide.
They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar
condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer.

"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining,
"PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for
killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead
of pesticide."

"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with
PESTICIDE on it, cuz my wife's got a bug up her ass, and
I aim to kill it!"

small one · 11-08-2004, 02:28 AM

That beggers belief but it was stil funny

DEI37 · 11-09-2004, 03:54 PM

That's a good one for sure!

KinkyKiwi · 11-09-2004, 05:31 PM

..wow...can someone explain it to me? a bug up her ass? huh?

vermin · 11-09-2004, 07:45 PM

It's what happens to women after they get married.

KinkyKiwi · 11-11-2004, 01:35 PM

ohhhhh....oh! hehehe

txstrosman · 11-12-2004, 05:15 AM

very funny, most excellent!!!

Delvid · 11-12-2004, 10:23 AM

Vermin is the voice of experience.

11-07-2004, 10:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mobo123 Insane	Pesticide Condom........ A farmer walks into the drug store and says: "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it." The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4." "No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the farmer. "Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide." "Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it, cuz my wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!"

11-09-2004, 03:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's a good one for sure! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-09-2004, 05:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	..wow...can someone explain it to me? a bug up her ass? huh? __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

11-09-2004, 07:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	It's what happens to women after they get married. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

11-11-2004, 01:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	ohhhhh....oh! hehehe __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

11-08-2004, 02:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	That beggers belief but it was stil funny

11-12-2004, 05:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	very funny, most excellent!!!

11-12-2004, 10:23 AM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Vermin is the voice of experience.