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bobby · 10-20-2004, 07:24 AM

Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs." "But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on Centipede with no doubt. Centipede said nothing and left the room.
The left three waited and waited, but Centipede did not show up. One hour later, they couldn't wait anymore. "What's the devil Centipede doing?" Snake said impatiently, "Cat, go out and take a look!"
When Cat gets to the door, he got frightened. Centipede was SITTING there!!!! So the angry Cat said, "What are you doing here?"
"Can't you see? I'm putting on my shoes,” said Centipede.

jwoody · 10-20-2004, 07:38 AM

It's a groaner bobby...

...but we still loves ya.

Racer · 10-20-2004, 11:30 AM

Ironic, isn't it?

Gopher · 10-20-2004, 01:48 PM

It's sad but this made me laugh more than I have for a while! Good one bobby.

LeviticusMky · 10-20-2004, 08:09 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clean Jokes are the BEST!!! Especially when you are sure that they're gonna be dirty!

Gortexfogg · 10-21-2004, 12:34 PM

Hehe, good one!

Mavric98 · 10-21-2004, 10:48 PM

hahahahahahaha!! That was awesome. It is so funny.

Almo · 10-21-2004, 11:10 PM

Hehe, pretty good.

Shpoop · 10-22-2004, 02:52 PM

yea..cock, snake, cat...it sure was shaping up to be dirty, nice surprise ending

p0thead · 11-05-2004, 05:10 PM

hhahahah, that is pretty funny.

10-20-2004, 07:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	Al Bundy Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs." "But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on Centipede with no doubt. Centipede said nothing and left the room. The left three waited and waited, but Centipede did not show up. One hour later, they couldn't wait anymore. "What's the devil Centipede doing?" Snake said impatiently, "Cat, go out and take a look!" When Cat gets to the door, he got frightened. Centipede was SITTING there!!!! So the angry Cat said, "What are you doing here?" "Can't you see? I'm putting on my shoes,” said Centipede. __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

10-21-2004, 10:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	hahahahahahaha!! That was awesome. It is so funny. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

10-20-2004, 07:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	It's a groaner bobby... ...but we still loves ya.

10-20-2004, 11:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
Racer Upright Location: Pensacola	Ironic, isn't it?

10-20-2004, 01:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gopher Upright	It's sad but this made me laugh more than I have for a while! Good one bobby.

10-20-2004, 08:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
LeviticusMky Crazy Location: Minnesota	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Clean Jokes are the BEST!!! Especially when you are sure that they're gonna be dirty!

10-21-2004, 12:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehe, good one!

10-21-2004, 11:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Almo Tilted	Hehe, pretty good.

10-22-2004, 02:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea..cock, snake, cat...it sure was shaping up to be dirty, nice surprise ending

11-05-2004, 05:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
p0thead Insane Location: born in vietnam, lost in california	hhahahah, that is pretty funny.