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RespectThat · 11-02-2004, 06:01 PM

The wise man says...

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Elevator smell different to midget.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Dilbert1234567 · 11-02-2004, 11:14 PM

"Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."

hehehe

Mavric98 · 11-03-2004, 01:17 AM

Wise man said, "Baseball is wrong; man with four balls can not walk."

aKula · 11-03-2004, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RespectThat

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

arriana_l · 11-03-2004, 05:49 AM

Man that stands on toilet is high on pot.

slimshaydee · 11-03-2004, 05:55 AM

man should not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

contain1 · 11-03-2004, 09:51 AM

It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill

God of Thunder · 11-03-2004, 10:03 AM

Man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key

Man who go through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.

Delvid · 11-03-2004, 10:47 AM

Man with hole in pocket feels cockey.

MageB420666 · 11-03-2004, 06:16 PM

see my sig

WarriorBuddha · 11-04-2004, 06:58 AM

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It good meet girl in park, it better to park meat in girl.

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seat cause kids.

Seer666 · 11-04-2004, 08:35 AM

Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.

whiplash13 · 11-05-2004, 09:10 PM

Man who kisses girl's behind, get in chitty situation

whiplash13 · 11-05-2004, 09:13 PM

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

soloist124 · 11-05-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God of Thunder

Man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key

Man who go through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.

ololol, nice one.

soloist124 · 11-05-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by God of Thunder

Man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key

Man who go through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.

ololol, nice one.

Rangsk · 11-08-2004, 07:14 PM

Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.

Ishmal · 11-17-2004, 10:56 PM

man who smokes pot, chokes on handle

11-02-2004, 06:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
RespectThat Upright	The wise man says... The wise man says... Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger. Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. Elevator smell different to midget. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

11-02-2004, 11:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	"Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand." hehehe __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

11-03-2004, 01:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	Wise man said, "Baseball is wrong; man with four balls can not walk." __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

11-03-2004, 05:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
arriana_l Upright Location: louisiana	Man that stands on toilet is high on pot. __________________ "I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore Then I will walk yes I will walk With patience through that open door I have no fears, angels follow me wherever I may go I live this life until this life won't let me live here anymore"

11-03-2004, 10:03 AM	#8 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key Man who go through turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok. __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

11-03-2004, 05:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	man should not play leapfrog with a unicorn.

11-03-2004, 09:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
contain1 Upright Location: Florida	It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill

11-03-2004, 10:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Man with hole in pocket feels cockey.

11-03-2004, 06:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	see my sig __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.

11-04-2004, 06:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It good meet girl in park, it better to park meat in girl. Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seat cause kids. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

11-04-2004, 08:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
Seer666 Oh dear God he breeded Location: Arizona	Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people. __________________ Bad spellers of the world untie!!! I am the one you warned me of I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

11-05-2004, 09:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
whiplash13 Tilted	Man who kisses girl's behind, get in chitty situation

11-05-2004, 09:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
whiplash13 Tilted	Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

11-08-2004, 07:14 PM	#17 (permalink)
Rangsk Crazy Location: San Diego, CA	Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose. __________________ "Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose." -- Douglas Adams

11-17-2004, 10:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	man who smokes pot, chokes on handle __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."