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Old 10-28-2004, 03:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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advice on a life changing decision...

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
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Old 10-28-2004, 04:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha thought it was a mispost for a second haha nice one
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Old 10-28-2004, 06:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would suggest a body repair shops.
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Old 10-28-2004, 07:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hahaha!! I should have wondered why this was posted in humor- great one!
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Old 10-28-2004, 09:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha, that is an excellent joke This goes to show why I shouldn't read Tilted General and Humor at the same time... I thought it was a legit post at first and was going to ask if the wife situation or the rust was the life changing decision hehe

great joke! ... i would say try to get a buddy to fix it
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That is not what i expected. Funny though.
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Old 10-31-2004, 05:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's funny... but I need CLOSURE!
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