| ragns |
10-27-2004 07:02 PM |
The way I was taught little red....
So Little Red Riding Hood was planning to visit her grandmother one day. Before she left, her mother voiced a concern. "Little Red Riding Hood, you shouldn't go out today. That mean old wolf is out there, and if he finds you he'll pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your brains out!" Regardless of this, she leaves. She begins walking the path until she happens upon a lumberjack. "Little Red Riding Hood," he says, "You shouldn't be out today. If the mean old wolf finds you, he'll pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your brains out." She ignores his words and continues on. Eventually she comes to her grandmothers house and goes inside to find, of course, the mean old wolf. "Hahah, Little Red Riding Hood," he snarls, "you shouldn't have gone out today. Now I'm going to pull up your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your brains out." Little Red Riding Hood doesn't even flinch at his words. Instead, she walks over to the couch, pulls up her little red skirt, pulls down her little red panties, and says, "No, Mr. Wolf, you're going to eat me like the story says."
All little Red Riding Hoods depicted in this story are meant to be at least 18 years of age, or older if that's still offensive
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