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Brewmaniac · 07-12-2007, 02:45 PM

A 5-year-old boy examined his testicles
while

taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked,
"Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she
replied.

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xepherys · 07-12-2007, 04:07 PM

LOL, good one. Things that are likely true stories always make the best jokes. Doubly so when something a kid says is involved. Love it!

troit · 07-13-2007, 09:21 PM

As a red blooded American - "I don't get it..."

squeeeb · 07-13-2007, 11:34 PM

a skeleton walks into a bar and says "give me a beer....and a mop"

tecoyah · 07-14-2007, 05:01 AM

How do you keep an a$$hole in suspense?

SirLance · 07-14-2007, 10:10 AM

To quote Robin Williams, God gave us a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time!

07-12-2007, 02:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Best short joke! A 5-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied. __ __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

07-12-2007, 04:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	LOL, good one. Things that are likely true stories always make the best jokes. Doubly so when something a kid says is involved. Love it! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage

07-13-2007, 09:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	As a red blooded American - "I don't get it..." __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

07-13-2007, 11:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	a skeleton walks into a bar and says "give me a beer....and a mop" __________________ onward to mayhem!

07-14-2007, 10:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	To quote Robin Williams, God gave us a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-14-2007, 05:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	How do you keep an a$$hole in suspense?