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Old 11-07-2004, 03:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An Angel's Gift

In a city park stood two statues, one female, and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran towards some nearby woods, and dived behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, - But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head!"
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Old 11-07-2004, 03:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Repost, but Funny as hell
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Old 11-07-2004, 06:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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bahahahahahahaha! thats great.
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Old 11-08-2004, 11:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahahaha awesome
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Old 11-08-2004, 11:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Classic and very funny
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Old 11-09-2004, 07:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh hahahah

Heard it before as a kid :P

Thanks for the sweet reminder..
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Old 11-12-2004, 09:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha, I've heard that one before, but it's still hilarious
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Old 11-18-2004, 12:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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that was one i heard in primary school... and it still makes me laugh everytime.
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