boom29

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Kragen and try to repair it myself?

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I found this joke quite funny, but I think it works better if you don't know its a joke. Anyways, I hope you all like it (or at least give it a pity laugh).

NegativeNine

Lol.... It'd definantly work better if I didn't know it was a joke... Great, though... I liked it almost as must as the peach head one...

thefictionweliv

LOL, I came in from an RSS feed so I didn't notice the humor part at first

jwoody

That's my kind of humour. I'll give it... 4 stars.

braindamage351

LOL. I thought I was in Tilted Living for a second.

shadowmaster

.....it was good

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feelgood

Took me couple of readover, worth a few chuckles

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KinkyKiwi

hahahah..wait this is like totally a joke right?

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Ishmal

HeeHeeHee.

i shouldn't be reading humor, paranoia and living all at the same time! i thought it was a true story. it totally took me by surprise and i had to check which board i was in.

great joke Boom!

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