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mike2360 · 04-19-2003, 09:09 PM

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 09:14 PM

jeee!

oane · 04-19-2003, 11:09 PM

CSflim · 04-20-2003, 02:58 AM

Hahahahaha!!! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

RaZ · 04-20-2003, 06:01 AM

Heh, nice.

ShadowWraith · 04-20-2003, 08:34 AM

hahaha, total classic.

MyFakeAccount · 04-20-2003, 09:23 AM

hahahah nice one

Recoil · 04-20-2003, 10:53 AM

hehehe very nice

Liquor Dealer · 04-28-2003, 04:45 PM

I think I know her! I think she used to work at my place.

hotzot · 04-28-2003, 05:46 PM

funny

cchris · 04-28-2003, 05:48 PM

Ha ha
good one

Eviltree · 04-28-2003, 06:49 PM

arael · 04-28-2003, 07:39 PM

Blond jokes are always funny!

Destrox · 05-16-2003, 04:45 PM

i remember this lil goodie from the tfp3.0

crackpot · 05-16-2003, 07:14 PM

Cute joke, those darned blondes...
Thanks for posting it <b>mike</b>!

MikeyChalupa · 05-17-2003, 07:42 AM

Good thing the sign wasn't turned around to say "Maid Service" or she'd have cleaned the hallway...

-Mikey

Bobdoler · 05-19-2003, 11:01 AM

legolas · 05-19-2003, 11:24 AM

wow, a blond joke a haven't heard. lol

scansinboy · 05-19-2003, 09:00 PM

As told to me by a pilot friend of mine:

What do you call a pregnant stewardess?

Pilot Error.

MexicanOnABike · 05-19-2003, 09:35 PM

krazykemist · 05-21-2003, 03:42 AM

Lol. Pilot Error. hehe

riptide4070 · 05-21-2003, 07:19 AM

blonde jokes are always funny!

Slims · 08-23-2003, 04:59 PM

That's awfull.

04-19-2003, 09:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	there was this blond An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" __________________ justMike

04-19-2003, 09:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	jeee! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-19-2003, 11:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
oane Insane	ummm __________________ Make me Mad. Make me Sad. Make me feel Alright.

04-20-2003, 02:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hahahahaha!!! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! __________________

04-20-2003, 09:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
MyFakeAccount Tilted	hahahah nice one __________________ I wasn't There I Didn't Do it You Don't know me

04-20-2003, 08:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
ShadowWraith Crazy	hahaha, total classic.

04-20-2003, 10:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
Recoil Tilted	hehehe very nice

04-28-2003, 04:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	I think I know her! I think she used to work at my place. __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

04-28-2003, 05:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	funny __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-28-2003, 05:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Ha ha good one __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

04-28-2003, 06:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	nice

04-28-2003, 07:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
arael Banned	Blond jokes are always funny!

05-16-2003, 04:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	i remember this lil goodie from the tfp3.0 __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-16-2003, 07:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Cute joke, those darned blondes... Thanks for posting it <b>mike</b>!

05-17-2003, 07:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Good thing the sign wasn't turned around to say "Maid Service" or she'd have cleaned the hallway... -Mikey

05-19-2003, 11:01 AM	#17 (permalink)
Bobdoler Crazy	lol. __________________ woot

05-19-2003, 11:24 AM	#18 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	wow, a blond joke a haven't heard. lol __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

05-21-2003, 03:42 AM	#21 (permalink)
krazykemist Psycho Location: New Orleans	Lol. Pilot Error. hehe __________________ "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself." -- Tolstoy

05-21-2003, 07:19 AM	#22 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	blonde jokes are always funny! __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-19-2003, 09:00 PM	#19 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	As told to me by a pilot friend of mine: What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot Error. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

05-19-2003, 09:35 PM	#20 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehe __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

08-23-2003, 04:59 PM	#23 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	That's awfull. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence