those crazy backwoods people... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

sushiboy · 10-15-2004, 12:38 PM

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked:
"How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture',but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed,
"So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

PayUp · 10-15-2004, 03:47 PM

Poor Lizzy is gonna hunt that bitch down.

kifferfong · 10-18-2004, 11:44 PM

Wonder what happens if she shows the "picture" to one of her women friends...

WarriorBuddha · 10-20-2004, 05:23 AM

love it!! thanks

Gortexfogg · 10-20-2004, 05:58 AM

Hehe, nice one!

spock · 10-20-2004, 06:02 AM

Keep them coming!!

10-15-2004, 12:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
sushiboy Tilted Location: In Obama's neighborhood	those crazy backwoods people... After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked: "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture',but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with." __________________ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version 3.12 GO d++ s--:+ a- C+ U--- P-- L- E-- W++ N- o-- K- w O- M+ PS PE++ PGP- t- 5-- X R- tv+ b- DI+ D+ G e* h---- r+++ y+ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

10-15-2004, 03:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Poor Lizzy is gonna hunt that bitch down. __________________ Born to Lose.

10-20-2004, 05:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	love it!! thanks __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

10-18-2004, 11:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
kifferfong Tilted Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia	Wonder what happens if she shows the "picture" to one of her women friends...

10-20-2004, 05:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hehe, nice one!

10-20-2004, 06:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
spock Upright	Keep them coming!!