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bobby · 09-27-2004, 06:57 AM

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

Seething · 09-27-2004, 11:16 AM

So did he still win the $5,000? Funny as hell.

Delvid · 09-27-2004, 11:43 AM

So did the cop let em go?

carrot glace · 09-27-2004, 11:46 AM

ive heard it told differently, but still funny!

PayUp · 09-27-2004, 03:16 PM

I always like that one. That version is better than the one I know.

Soda_BoB · 10-04-2004, 05:54 AM

ahahahah great joke, the last one just topped the cake

itch vaccine · 10-04-2004, 06:55 AM

Hahaha, sweet joke man.

ditto Soda_BoB :P

BigJ11 · 10-10-2004, 07:07 PM

Nice one Man. Keep em coming

Fohur2 · 10-10-2004, 09:13 PM

Love it! sweet joke

Gortexfogg · 10-11-2004, 05:29 AM

What luck! Funny stuff, thanks.

09-27-2004, 06:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	keep your mouth shut A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?" __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

09-27-2004, 11:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Seething Insane	So did he still win the $5,000? Funny as hell. __________________ Common sense is uncommon. Ironic, isn't it?

09-27-2004, 11:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	ive heard it told differently, but still funny! __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

09-27-2004, 03:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	I always like that one. That version is better than the one I know. __________________ Born to Lose.

10-10-2004, 07:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigJ11 Upright	Nice one Man. Keep em coming __________________ One Shot One Kill

09-27-2004, 11:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	So did the cop let em go?

10-04-2004, 05:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	ahahahah great joke, the last one just topped the cake

10-04-2004, 06:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Hahaha, sweet joke man. ditto Soda_BoB :P

10-10-2004, 09:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fohur2 Crazy	Love it! sweet joke

10-11-2004, 05:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	What luck! Funny stuff, thanks.