Household Hygene & Pet Care
 

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to
the water, in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the
noises that come from the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet, as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside ~ where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Damn, I don't have a cat..

Thanks for the tip though :P

LOL I specially liked the signature !
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The signature raised this from a pretty good joke to a good joke. Thanks!

You bastard!

I was cracking up so hard at work that my boss came over and scolded me for not staying on task!

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!