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Old 09-29-2004, 04:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-29-04

Whew! Finally caught up
Last "Fuzzy Memories" of the day =p

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I remember the first time I ever saw a shooting star I said, "What the hell is that?" But nowadays when I see one I just say, "What is that?" I leave off the "hell" part. Maybe when I'm old I'll just say, " Whazzit?"

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The first time I ever tried to milk a cow at Grandpa's farm, I didn't even know which end of the cow to milk! Then I guess I got even dumber, becuase the next time I couldn't even find the barn. Then the last time, I just went out in the woods and lived, with no clothes.
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Old 09-29-2004, 05:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehe, good stuff, thanks!
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Old 09-29-2004, 06:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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that's my favorite Jack Handey quote of all time!! I mean, its so....deep...man
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Old 09-29-2004, 07:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Heh, I love the cow one. Thanks for sharing
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So here I am, above palm trees, so straight and tall...
You are, smaller getting smaller, but I still see... you.

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Old 10-02-2004, 03:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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DEEP ....that was DEEP .....I'm kinda sad I got it!
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