Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-23-04

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More "Fuzzy Memories"
(I especially identify with the first one, what was their problem, anyway?)
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Remember when the teacher would forget to give the class homework and you'd raise your hand and tell her she forgot, there would always be people who would moan and complain. Didn't you hate those people?

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Sunday was always Pancake Day in our family, because that was the day we'd all drive up to Pancake Mountain, and then maybe on the way home stop and get some pizza.
We'd always sing the same song, too, on the way home. It went like this:

There's nothing flatter
Than a pizza
Nothing you can make.
The only thing that might
Be flatter
Is a fish they call the hake!