keep your mouth shut
 

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

So did he still win the $5,000? Funny as hell.

So did the cop let em go?

ive heard it told differently, but still funny!

I always like that one. That version is better than the one I know.

ahahahah great joke, the last one just topped the cake

Hahaha, sweet joke man. :) ditto Soda_BoB :P

Nice one Man. Keep em coming

Love it! sweet joke

What luck! Funny stuff, thanks.