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The two bit girlfriend...
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?" "She hit me with her bag of quarters!". |
Goddamn, how many tricks did she have to turn to get that many quarters?
Damn funny, man! |
*chuckles* funny, must've been a lot of quarters in that bag
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