The two bit girlfriend...
 

A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."

"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"

"She hit me with her bag of quarters!".

Goddamn, how many tricks did she have to turn to get that many quarters?

Damn funny, man!

*chuckles* funny, must've been a lot of quarters in that bag