A man walks into a bar....

[bullmoose]

A man walked into a bar. There he saw a beautiful, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Approaching her, he said, "Hello there gorgeous. How are you?"

Having already had a few drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it since I got out of college. I just flat love it!"

Eyes wide with interest, he said, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

[KirStang]

It's these type of jokes that make me question my career choice :-P

[WarriorBuddha]

I love lawyer jokes.

[Delvid]

Lawyers and blondes man they never get a break.

[Gortexfogg]

Good one, thanks!

[carrot glace]

hehe, been a while since i heard a good lawyer joke thanks

[skills1]

I want to be a lawyer just to say that to someone.