A man walks into a bar.... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bullmoose · 09-21-2004, 05:43 AM

A man walked into a bar. There he saw a beautiful, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Approaching her, he said, "Hello there gorgeous. How are you?"

Having already had a few drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it since I got out of college. I just flat love it!"

Eyes wide with interest, he said, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

KirStang · 09-21-2004, 07:33 AM

It's these type of jokes that make me question my career choice :-P

WarriorBuddha · 09-21-2004, 09:22 AM

I love lawyer jokes.

Delvid · 09-21-2004, 10:49 AM

Lawyers and blondes man they never get a break.

Gortexfogg · 09-21-2004, 11:21 AM

Good one, thanks!

carrot glace · 09-21-2004, 02:02 PM

hehe, been a while since i heard a good lawyer joke thanks

skills1 · 09-21-2004, 04:01 PM

I want to be a lawyer just to say that to someone.

09-21-2004, 05:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	A man walks into a bar.... A man walked into a bar. There he saw a beautiful, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Approaching her, he said, "Hello there gorgeous. How are you?" Having already had a few drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it since I got out of college. I just flat love it!" Eyes wide with interest, he said, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?" __________________ Rehab is for quitters.

09-21-2004, 09:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	I love lawyer jokes. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

09-21-2004, 02:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	hehe, been a while since i heard a good lawyer joke thanks __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

09-21-2004, 07:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
KirStang Future Bureaucrat	It's these type of jokes that make me question my career choice :-P

09-21-2004, 10:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Lawyers and blondes man they never get a break.

09-21-2004, 11:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Good one, thanks!

09-21-2004, 04:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
skills1 Tilted	I want to be a lawyer just to say that to someone.