From the mouths of babes...

[mojodragon]

My four year old told me this one, and I couldn't help laughing. I don't know if he made it up, or if it's old, but here it is.

Two nails are in a board. One says to the other one "I don't know. I heard this loud bang, turned around, and he was gone!"

[Willravel]

Cute from a kid. Sad from senile grandpa.

I'm a sucker for silly jokes like that. That one made me laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing

[Almo]

I think I've seen that in a comic. Pretty good.

[carrot glace]

not bad thanks for sharing.

[mo42]

I don't remember the last time this happened, but I don't get it.

[small one]

Silly, but funny