The Baptist Bra

[bobby]

Subject: Baptist bra

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York
City.
He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size
36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she
wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked
So, what is the Baptist type for?" "
They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
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Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,G, and how the
letters are used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the
letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

[Glory's Sun]

hehehe this made me chuckle

[MageB420666]

I'd have to say that C-cup rates better than a "can't complain", but I can't think of something that starts with c.

[Willravel]

Completly perfect, continuing joy, culmination of millions of years of natural selection twards the perfect breast
I'll come back with more later.

[The Phenomenon]

Originally Posted by MageB420666

I'd have to say that C-cup rates better than a "can't complain", but I can't think of something that starts with c.

I'd wager that C-Cup is the perfect size.

[WarriorBuddha]

Great joke. As far as the sizes, I'd probably agree that C is about perfect, but I don't have any problems with B's either. I'm a fan of small tits, what can I say.

[TwoToTango]

Count me in among the "B is perfect" crowd.

Not that there isn't room in the world for a
tasty and tempting diversity.

[Gortexfogg]

Originally Posted by bobby

{DD} Double dang!

Hehe, hilarious, thanks!