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Old 09-13-2004, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lifesaver

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the
hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.

The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and
some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged
because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to
save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in
the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I read it before, still funny.
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Old 09-13-2004, 05:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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good one. Nice ending.
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Old 09-13-2004, 06:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hahahaha thats quite funny....
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Old 09-13-2004, 09:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol, wasn't expecting that
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Old 09-19-2004, 10:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ooh, I like that. Thanks.
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Old 09-19-2004, 10:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That's great!! I love it. Totally didn't expect that ending
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