Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-12-04
 

more from Fuzzy memories

I remember one night I was walking past Mom and Dad's room when I heard them talking about how they might not have enough money to pay their bills that month. I knew what I had to do. I went and got my piggy bank and buried it in the backyard, where they couldn't get their mitts on it.

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The smell of Aunt Lucy's pies would make me come a-runnin'. But the sight of Aunt Lucy's face would make me run away.

(the picture helps on that one, but if you want to see that you have to go buy the book :lol: )

Gosh Jack Handey is so silly....

hahahah thats a good one.

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that first one was hilarious