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Old 06-15-2003, 10:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
One day in the furniture store.

A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
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Old 06-17-2003, 10:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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84 views and no responses? Well, I laughed out loud. Of course, I have a sick sense of humor...
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hehe, not bad. i likes the toilet humor myself.
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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saw it coming, but still a good way to start my day
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Old 06-18-2003, 01:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I liked it
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Old 06-18-2003, 01:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Good one. Could be applied to any purchasing experience.
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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funny stuff!
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hilarious, dude that was a great joke. Thanks for posting it.
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Bwa ha ha!!!!

Potty humor. My favorite.
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Old 06-19-2003, 07:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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worth sharing for sure!
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Old 06-19-2003, 12:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Excellent! I work in a furniture store =)
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Old 06-19-2003, 04:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I heard the same thing with a BMW or some fancy car. Still funny.
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Old 06-20-2003, 06:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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very nicely bad
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