Postcards from Honeymoon

[SSJwrestler]

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their
sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a
postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex
felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at
first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased
for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again
slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still
nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British
Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

[CaptainSpeedy]

Good haven't heard that one before! Now then, who can I send it to....

[Cadwiz]

That was great.

[Vizzini]

Hahahaha, got a good laugh outa that.

[oblar]

i remember the first time i heard that, but still a great joke thanks for posting it

[blade2567]

GREAT JOKE!

but real men DO NOT smoke Benson & Hedges...I think this should be a lesbian couple that kidnapped three young girls at birth. Then they...

sorry...programming meeting in a few minutes abd I'm just trying to warm up a bit

[TwoToTango]

And shouldn't that have been Maxwell House?

Funny anyway.

[PayUp]

Already sending that to few people, I love it.

[carrot glace]

man, that was hilarious

[Verx]

hahaha nice joke

[pfchuber]

now that was funy

[small one]

Now thats wot I call funny

[Gortexfogg]

Hilarious, thanks!

[Shpoop]

haha that was great

[akechi]

"Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." HAHAHAHA ~ Great Joke!

[xepherys]

Originally Posted by blade2567

GREAT JOKE!

but real men DO NOT smoke Benson & Hedges...I think this should be a lesbian couple that kidnapped three young girls at birth. Then they...

sorry...programming meeting in a few minutes abd I'm just trying to warm up a bit

Hey, my grandfather smoked B&H... and I'm quite certain he wasn't a lesbian!

At any rate, damned funny joke.. shockingly, I haven't heard it before!

[ptownsean]

Damn… That’s funny Thanks!