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jets · 04-24-2003, 07:38 PM

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?

A: It scares the shit outta the dog.

parafoil · 04-25-2003, 03:18 AM

Thats funny I liked it.................

Silverbrain · 04-25-2003, 05:58 AM

Hycdubg · 04-25-2003, 06:52 AM

Hee hee, good one.

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2003, 10:39 AM

ehheeh...

warrrreagl · 04-25-2003, 09:25 PM

Nice one.

annie1 · 05-10-2003, 03:39 PM

i dont get it

TerresqueÜ · 05-10-2003, 03:41 PM

Here's the followup:
Q. How does a blind person know when to pull the chute when skydiving?

A: He hears the dog hit the ground!

maniac · 05-10-2003, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerresqueÜ
Here's the followup:
Q. How does a blind person know when to pull the chute when skydiving?

A: He hears the dog hit the ground!

An alternative answer could be: when the leash goes slack.

crackpot · 05-10-2003, 07:17 PM

Hehheh, good one, thanks.

04-24-2003, 07:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
jets Insane	Friendly Skies Await Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the shit outta the dog.

04-25-2003, 05:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	__________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-25-2003, 06:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	Hee hee, good one. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-25-2003, 10:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ehheeh... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-25-2003, 09:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Nice one. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-25-2003, 03:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
parafoil Insane Location: Ohio	Thats funny I liked it.................

05-10-2003, 03:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
annie1 Insane	i dont get it

05-10-2003, 03:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Here's the followup: Q. How does a blind person know when to pull the chute when skydiving? A: He hears the dog hit the ground! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-10-2003, 07:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Hehheh, good one, thanks.