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Old 08-29-2004, 07:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So one day Jesus and Satan were arguing (as they often do). Today they were fighting over who had the 1337est programming skills. Finally, Jesus suggested that they both do their best in a timed match, and have God decide who had performed the studliest feat of programming.

So they sat side by side at their computers, with God watching, for one hour. They typed furiously, using all their tricks. While they were working, however, a thunderstorm was brewing in the cloud they were sitting on, and right at the end of the hour, lightning struck and both computers blacked out.

Satan jumped up and down and swore and kicked his computer, all his hard work lost. Jesus, however, calmly rebooted and printed out his work.

"How the #^$#$% Did he do that??" Satan demanded.

Serenely, God replied, "Jesus saves."
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Old 08-29-2004, 08:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahaha. Took me a while.
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Old 08-29-2004, 11:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*Groan*
Too funny!
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Old 08-30-2004, 01:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's a definite groaner. I suppose that's why I like it.

Good message, too. I've quit one too many a game because I hadn't saved for a while when it conked out.
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Old 08-30-2004, 10:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I saw that one coming. Pretty funny.
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Old 08-30-2004, 02:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Had to read that twice. Very good =)
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Old 08-31-2004, 01:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that is great! I'm sending that to a religious co worker, that I have to keep reminding to back up her work! hahah
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Old 08-31-2004, 04:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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wasnt too funny, not at all
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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heard a few jokes like that, all along the lines of Jesus Saves, the rest of you take damage
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Old 09-01-2004, 06:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Nice one
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Arrrghhhh.... ya got me...

Good one!
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That is so great.. waht a great lesson... definate groaner.. but that's what's so grerat about it.
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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haha

awesome.
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:00 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2004, 01:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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