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Cadwiz 08-25-2004 09:18 AM

Small condoms
 
I did a search and nothing came up. Hope it's not a repost.

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency.

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "It's my people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"

"Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," replied Bush.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin.

"No problem," replied the President.

Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything.

George hung up and called the president of a condom company. "I need a favor. You've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the president of the condom company.

"Great! Now listen; they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print" "MADE IN AMERICA," "SIZE: SMALL," on each one."

Averett 08-25-2004 09:25 AM

There's another version of this joke in this thread :D

mordret 08-26-2004 12:34 AM

I smiled ; thanks !

zizdog69 08-26-2004 08:12 AM

Good joke!

CamaroRS1967 08-26-2004 01:24 PM

Awesome joke.

Chuckles 08-26-2004 09:45 PM

hahahaha nice nice

Gortexfogg 08-27-2004 05:27 AM

Hilarious stuff, thanks!

loganmule 08-27-2004 07:02 AM

cute, and possibly one to tell in mixed company

Gabbyness 08-30-2004 02:09 PM

Hahaha, awesome.

japhyryder 09-02-2004 12:56 PM

always a good laugh

viejo gringo 09-02-2004 01:04 PM

Good thing that factory was not in TEXAS...we would have to label them

EXTRA SMALL...:D

Zatoichi 09-06-2004 01:07 AM

HAHAHAHAHA funny

amp96 09-06-2004 01:13 AM

HAHAHHAHA. That is HILARIOUS! :D

small one 09-07-2004 01:07 AM

Variation on a theme but still funny


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