George Bush joke
 

A congressman dies and goes to heaven. As he approaches the pearly gates of heaven to talk to st. peter, he looks behind him and sees a wall of clocks. so he asks st. peter about them. "hey st. peter, what are all those clocks for?" st. peter replies with "oh, those clocks? those count the number of lies every person on the planet tells. you see that clock with "zero" on it? that's mother teresa's clock. the sweet old woman never told a lie in her life." the congressman sees a clock that reads only two on it and he asks about it. "that clock right there is abraham lincoln's clock. ol' honest abe told a grand total of two lies his entire life. then the congressman asks "so where's george bush's clock?" and st. peter answers with "bush's clock? oh, it's in jesus's office. he uses it as a ceiling fan." :lol:

lol that's a good one!

Nice!

Applies to all politicians though, but I suppose some more then others :p

That was definatly a lawyer joke

nope, it came from one of james carville's anti-bush books.

But before that it was running around my Jr. High school 15 years ago with a different person in the punch line.