People from Boston are wicked awesome
 

Q: Why couldn't the naked Bostonian get into his truck?




A: He didn't have his khakis.

:D

Took me a second - -but I laughed - out loud...

I didn't get it until maleficent said it took her a moment, then I went back and thought about it. As someone born in Massachusetts, I'd have to say it was "wicked funny".

It took me the second read through to get it too ;) Too good not to pass on I thought!

My office is in New Hampshire, right on the mass border, so many of the guys have those cute little Bahstan accents... None of them got it- -tool the guy originally from Lawn Guyland to get it... :D

But you are correct, wicked funny... (I could never use wicked in a sentence when i was in Boston -- :D)

Remember, anyone can use 'wicked' as an adjective. But as an adverb...

Hahah! Man that took me long enough. I guess being from Texas was a big factor in that. Luckily I have a friend from Michigan who speaks with a rather heavy accent. Then it dawned on me. Great stuff!

Damnit, I've never met a Bostonian. Someone clue me in here!

Check your PM's Vizzini :D

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Finally when someone said the word "accent," then I caught on. Heh.

Hah, yah the word "accent" tipped me off too.

yea i thought at first it was just cuz bostonians are so preppy...then when she said she finally got it, i reread it and caught on too

Second joke I've read today that I didnt get!



(Edit: Holy macerol! I Get it rofl that is a good one!

Didn't get it until I read it out loud. :)

For those unfamiliar with the local accents, it's helpful to remember the 'law of conservation of Rs'.
Rs are neither created nor destroyed, they simply move from places they belong to places they don't.

In Boston, one 'pahks the cah on Havahd yahd' (Translation for those south of the Mason-Dixon line 'Parks the car on Harvard yard).

For what it's worth, the missing Rs go to the end of words like law (lawr).

Now think how a Bostonian would pronounce 'Car Keys'...and the joke is revealed.

Thanks dogu. After reading your explanation, I get the joke. :thumbsup: :D

Thanks for the translation... Texan here... and you Yankees make fun of our speech...

Took a while but damn funny.