My Favorite Nun Joke - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

jester · 08-17-2004, 09:31 AM

Two old nuns are sitting in the tub together.

One turns to the other and says, "Wheres the soap?"

The other says, "It does, doesn't it?"

Delvid · 08-17-2004, 10:55 AM

I need a little help with that one.

ShaniFaye · 08-17-2004, 10:59 AM

Me too...I've looked at it about 6 times now and I still dont get it

unoaman · 08-17-2004, 11:03 AM

Put me on the list too...

Redlemon · 08-17-2004, 11:04 AM

I am suspicious of any joke with the word 'soap' in it.

CoachAlan · 08-17-2004, 11:07 AM

It could be a nonsense-type joke. You know, one that is funny because it doesn't make any sense at all. At least I hope it is, because I'm completely lost.

WarriorBuddha · 08-17-2004, 11:28 AM

Hey jester, a little help please. Nobody gets it. Including the enlightened one.

mino · 08-17-2004, 12:11 PM

She said "where's"... but the other Nun heard "wears".

Makes sense now?

Cynthetiq · 08-17-2004, 12:15 PM

No Soap Radio.... nuff said.

Shpoop · 08-17-2004, 01:03 PM

yea i thought about the 'wheres-wears' pun, but i still dont get it

as far as i can tell, its the type of joke thats only funny when u tell everyone in a group except one to laugh at it, so naturally the guy left out does too, then you all make fun of him.

dinkie222 · 08-17-2004, 02:47 PM

Yeah...not getting it

mino · 08-17-2004, 02:49 PM

One nun says "Where's the soap?", wondering where it is.

The second says "Yes, it does (WEAR the soap), doesn't it?". The joke is in what the second nun is DOING with the soap that would be wearing it down, with the presumption that the soap is under the water somewhere, what with the first nun not knowing where it was.

If it was funny before, it's certainly not once it's been dissected like this. Hehe.

Confederate · 08-17-2004, 03:35 PM

yea I agree any joke that requires that much thought put into it, is no longer funny

jester · 08-19-2004, 03:15 PM

Yeah, I like unobvious jokes for some reason.

majik_6 · 08-19-2004, 07:02 PM

That's a damned good one! I think it'd be more easily understood either presented orally or visually represented, however it's definitely one that's gonna go in my mental rolodex!

08-17-2004, 09:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
jester Tilted	My Favorite Nun Joke Two old nuns are sitting in the tub together. One turns to the other and says, "Wheres the soap?" The other says, "It does, doesn't it?" __________________ Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...

08-17-2004, 10:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Me too...I've looked at it about 6 times now and I still dont get it __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-17-2004, 11:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
CoachAlan Psycho Location: Las Vegas	It could be a nonsense-type joke. You know, one that is funny because it doesn't make any sense at all. At least I hope it is, because I'm completely lost. __________________ "If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!" - Mark Twain

08-17-2004, 11:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	Hey jester, a little help please. Nobody gets it. Including the enlightened one. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

08-17-2004, 12:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	No Soap Radio.... nuff said. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

08-17-2004, 10:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	I need a little help with that one.

08-17-2004, 11:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Put me on the list too...

08-17-2004, 11:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I am suspicious of any joke with the word 'soap' in it.

08-17-2004, 12:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
mino Upright Location: Melbourne, Australia	She said "where's"... but the other Nun heard "wears". Makes sense now?

08-17-2004, 01:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea i thought about the 'wheres-wears' pun, but i still dont get it as far as i can tell, its the type of joke thats only funny when u tell everyone in a group except one to laugh at it, so naturally the guy left out does too, then you all make fun of him.

08-17-2004, 02:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
dinkie222 Loser	Yeah...not getting it

08-17-2004, 02:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
mino Upright Location: Melbourne, Australia	One nun says "Where's the soap?", wondering where it is. The second says "Yes, it does (WEAR the soap), doesn't it?". The joke is in what the second nun is DOING with the soap that would be wearing it down, with the presumption that the soap is under the water somewhere, what with the first nun not knowing where it was. If it was funny before, it's certainly not once it's been dissected like this. Hehe.

08-17-2004, 03:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
Confederate Death Leprechaun Location: College Station, TX	yea I agree any joke that requires that much thought put into it, is no longer funny

08-19-2004, 03:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
jester Tilted	Yeah, I like unobvious jokes for some reason. __________________ Like my diamonds? The Devil himself gave them to me...

08-19-2004, 07:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	That's a damned good one! I think it'd be more easily understood either presented orally or visually represented, however it's definitely one that's gonna go in my mental rolodex! __________________ it's all about self-indulgence