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Old 07-29-2004, 05:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
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Nair (kind of old)

A lady found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
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Old 07-29-2004, 09:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sure is, but still a classic. Thanks
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Old 07-29-2004, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I had forgotten that one. I love it.
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Old 07-29-2004, 03:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I love it.
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Old 07-29-2004, 05:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thank-you, I needed that!
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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First time and liked much.
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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great one
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