X RATED MOVIE
 

Nobody ever accused me of being a fast thinker...I almost missed this one completely, I hate it when ya gotta think about em!


X Rated Movie

Judi decides to do something wild she hasn't done before,
so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store and, after looking around
for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something
comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment,
there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls
the video store to complain.

Judi: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's
nothing on the tape, but static."

Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems
with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Judi: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."

Head cleaner. Sure it's her first time renting X-Rated vids?

Haha. :)

ahahahahahah

Got me with that one. Pretty good.

hahahahaah niceee

Hahaha... How can that title be stimulating?

LOL.... i like that one. :)

hehee...that's funny. it took me a couple seconds to figure out, but i got it :)

Heh heh, pretty good.

Next, her daughter gets her first period, and Judi, never having been very adept at explaining things to people, goes back to the video store in search of an instructional tape, for her little girl, that explains the menstual cycle. "28 Days Later". No wait. "The Hunt for Red October"?

Now I remember why I don't write jokes. Dreadfully sorry. Carry on.

whahahahaha

not bad.