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Old 07-22-2004, 07:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Success

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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Old 07-22-2004, 08:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2004, 08:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahah I dig thats.
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Old 07-22-2004, 08:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Success

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Originally posted by grumpyolddude
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
so true.......
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Old 07-22-2004, 10:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good stuff! Sad but true.

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Old 07-23-2004, 02:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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so true
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Old 07-23-2004, 02:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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funny stuff
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Old 07-24-2004, 02:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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ah, like the graphs I learn in Chemistry Physics and Bio :P
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Old 07-24-2004, 10:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hehe thats good
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Old 07-24-2004, 04:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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