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h4w4ii4n · 07-07-2004, 07:34 PM

A duck walks into a shoe store...

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Yes? can i help you?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - I'm sorry this is a shoe store. we only sell shoes here.
Duck - Oh, ok thank you, bye

Duck walks out of the store. Duck returns to the store after few minutes...

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Yes?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - No I'm sorry, I told you this is a shoe store. We don't have any grapes
Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry, bye

Duck walks out of the store. Returns in few minutes again...

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - What do you want duck?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - NO! I told you we don't have any grapes. We sell only shoes!
Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry. bye

Duck leaves then returns in few minutes

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Not you again... What da hell do you want?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - NO!!! if you come back here again I'll nail you foot to the ground
Duck - Oh shit, ok, bye

Duck runs out but returns again in few minutes

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - WHAT DA FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM DUCK?
Duck - Do you have any nails?
Clerk - Uh...no
Duck - Oh good, do you have any grapes?

Dunno why but I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes when I heard this joke... maybe cuz I was drunk off my ass

fatboss · 07-08-2004, 04:13 AM

ermmmm........yes

*silence*

nogoodreason · 07-08-2004, 11:12 AM

that's fucking hilarious.

I'm not drunk, but I'm laughing hard.

Artsemis · 07-08-2004, 02:43 PM

rofl i like it

Mavric98 · 07-19-2004, 12:41 AM

I love that joke.

Shpoop · 07-19-2004, 05:58 PM

yea its even better heard outloud

Flesh · 07-19-2004, 06:15 PM

haha!

-=shikamaru=- · 07-19-2004, 08:27 PM

Oh crap! I thought you were going to tell this one:

Q:What's the difference between a mallard and a sick duck?

A:I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore!

justin@knac · 07-20-2004, 12:15 AM

I suppose if you were drinking you probably would have heard the joke like I did.

"A duck walks into a bar..."

I laughed for five minutes as well, but I was sober.

small one · 07-21-2004, 01:37 AM

I've heard it many times, but it still makes me cry with laughter

assilem · 07-22-2004, 11:04 AM

I like jokes like that. It would be good as a cartoon.

07-07-2004, 07:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
h4w4ii4n Upright	Duck joke A duck walks into a shoe store... Duck - Excuse me Clerk - Yes? can i help you? Duck - Do you have any grapes? Clerk - I'm sorry this is a shoe store. we only sell shoes here. Duck - Oh, ok thank you, bye Duck walks out of the store. Duck returns to the store after few minutes... Duck - Excuse me Clerk - Yes? Duck - Do you have any grapes? Clerk - No I'm sorry, I told you this is a shoe store. We don't have any grapes Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry, bye Duck walks out of the store. Returns in few minutes again... Duck - Excuse me Clerk - What do you want duck? Duck - Do you have any grapes? Clerk - NO! I told you we don't have any grapes. We sell only shoes! Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry. bye Duck leaves then returns in few minutes Duck - Excuse me Clerk - Not you again... What da hell do you want? Duck - Do you have any grapes? Clerk - NO!!! if you come back here again I'll nail you foot to the ground Duck - Oh shit, ok, bye Duck runs out but returns again in few minutes Duck - Excuse me Clerk - WHAT DA FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM DUCK? Duck - Do you have any nails? Clerk - Uh...no Duck - Oh good, do you have any grapes? Dunno why but I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes when I heard this joke... maybe cuz I was drunk off my ass

07-08-2004, 04:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
fatboss Addict Location: Liverpool, UK	ermmmm........yes silence __________________ "never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

07-08-2004, 11:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
nogoodreason Insane Location: in your imagination	that's fucking hilarious. I'm not drunk, but I'm laughing hard. __________________ I'm not sarcastic. I mean it.

07-08-2004, 02:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Artsemis Insane Location: West Virginia	rofl i like it __________________ - Artsemis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are two keys to being the best: 1.) Never tell everything you know

07-19-2004, 12:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	I love that joke. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

07-19-2004, 05:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea its even better heard outloud

07-19-2004, 08:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
-=shikamaru=- Crazy	Oh crap! I thought you were going to tell this one: Q:What's the difference between a mallard and a sick duck? A:I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore! __________________ DINANZI A ME NON FUOR COSE CREATE SE NON ETTERNE, E IO ETTERNA DURO. LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VIO CH'INTRATE'.

07-20-2004, 12:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
justin@knac Upright	I suppose if you were drinking you probably would have heard the joke like I did. "A duck walks into a bar..." I laughed for five minutes as well, but I was sober.

07-21-2004, 01:37 AM	#10 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	I've heard it many times, but it still makes me cry with laughter

07-22-2004, 11:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
assilem Insane Location: Eternity	I like jokes like that. It would be good as a cartoon. __________________ The mother of mankind, what time his pride Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host Of rebel Angels

07-19-2004, 06:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha!