Things Mom Would Probably Never Say

[Shades]

The sad thing is how many of these are true with my Mom. But I love her all the same, and it's Mother's Day (or was a few huors ago), so what the hey:


Things Mom Would Probably Never Say

How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.

Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery.

Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it's good for another week.

Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk
him every day.

Well, if Joey's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me.

The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm
running a prison around here.

I don't have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve.

Don't bother wearing a jacket. The wind chill is bound to improve.

[uffjohn]

haha so true

[ratbastard]

that 's great

[Prophecy]

cute

[Minx]

Funny and all true!