Duck joke
 

A duck walks into a shoe store...

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Yes? can i help you?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - I'm sorry this is a shoe store. we only sell shoes here.
Duck - Oh, ok thank you, bye

Duck walks out of the store. Duck returns to the store after few minutes...

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Yes?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - No I'm sorry, I told you this is a shoe store. We don't have any grapes
Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry, bye

Duck walks out of the store. Returns in few minutes again...

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - What do you want duck?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - NO! I told you we don't have any grapes. We sell only shoes!
Duck - Oh yeah, I'm sorry. bye

Duck leaves then returns in few minutes

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - Not you again... What da hell do you want?
Duck - Do you have any grapes?
Clerk - NO!!! if you come back here again I'll nail you foot to the ground
Duck - Oh shit, ok, bye

Duck runs out but returns again in few minutes

Duck - Excuse me
Clerk - WHAT DA FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM DUCK?
Duck - Do you have any nails?
Clerk - Uh...no
Duck - Oh good, do you have any grapes?

Dunno why but I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes when I heard this joke... maybe cuz I was drunk off my ass

ermmmm........yes

*silence*

that's fucking hilarious.

I'm not drunk, but I'm laughing hard.

rofl i like it

I love that joke.

yea its even better heard outloud

haha!

Oh crap! I thought you were going to tell this one:

Q:What's the difference between a mallard and a sick duck?

A:I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore!

I suppose if you were drinking you probably would have heard the joke like I did.

"A duck walks into a bar..."

I laughed for five minutes as well, but I was sober.

I've heard it many times, but it still makes me cry with laughter

I like jokes like that. It would be good as a cartoon.