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assilem 07-07-2004 09:47 AM

Caption this image of Kerry and Edwards.
 
Okay, so this did not fly on the politics board but I think it will bring out some creative humor here. So everyone join me in captioning this image of the new presidential hopefuls.

Edwards: "I'm not kidding John, It's this big!"
Kerry: "God, you are sooo hot right now!"


http://jta.org/storage/articleimages/14245.jpg

Blackthorn 07-07-2004 10:17 AM

Kerry: "We will need your full penetration into this campaign. You're with me on this aren't you Senator?"
Edwards: "Wait...What job is it exactly that you want me to apply for?"

Bentley Little 07-07-2004 10:32 AM

Edwards: Come her you big sexy hunk of man meat and take me now!

Kerry: I want to deep throat you.

cameroncrazy822 07-07-2004 11:43 AM

Edwards to Kerry: "Did you see the ass on Laura Bush?"

cameroncrazy822 07-07-2004 11:44 AM

Edwards to Kerry: "You should see the cigars I picked up for you!"

assilem 07-07-2004 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
Edwards to Kerry: "Did you see the ass on Laura Bush?"
Very funny!

Blackthorn 07-08-2004 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
Edwards to Kerry: "Did you see the ass on Laura Bush?"
Kerry to Edwards: "And that Jenna...wow did we get soooo stoned last weekend out on the cape! Ya know I think that piece could suck start a Harley!"

Delvid 07-08-2004 11:40 AM

Forget about the election John. We can dump our wives, go back to my home state and get legally married. Lets go before W gets the damn constitution amended.

unoaman 07-08-2004 12:18 PM

Edwards to Kerry: "What the hell do you mean 'you know', only my hairdresser knows."

pocon1 07-08-2004 03:55 PM

Edwards: "Hey Kerry, why the long face?"

cameroncrazy822 07-09-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pocon1
Edwards: "Hey Kerry, why the long face?"
That's funny

edmos1 07-09-2004 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cameroncrazy822
Edwards to Kerry: "You should see the cigars I picked up for you!"
haha

Mantus 07-09-2004 04:10 PM

Kerry: "You see Bobby's post on the Titty Board last night?"

Edwards: "I'd hit it."

kongfoo 07-10-2004 12:33 AM

Kerry's resolve was unaffected by Edwards' "Look at my hand!" ploy in the 37th hour of their staring contest.

Munku 07-10-2004 02:37 PM

Lol this same thread is in nonsense too :P

choskins 07-10-2004 03:26 PM

Kerry: "So, let me get this straight! If I pick you for VP, I can win this thing. Man, you sure got some big balls!"

Edwards: "They're this big! Hey, would I lie to you?"

TheDave87 07-10-2004 08:47 PM

Kerry: "So you mean to tell me that you can't talk to dead people or see the future?"

Edwards: "No, thats the other John Edwards."

Kerry: "So... no ghosts?"

Edwards: "No, but you should see my johnson! It's this freakin' big! I bet the other John Edwards doesn't have that goin for him."

mrbuck12000 07-11-2004 12:47 PM

Badges....We don't need no Stinkin' Badges!!!!

Hahahahaaaa!!!


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