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Prophecy · 05-15-2003, 07:03 AM

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 Km/h. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 219."

clifclav · 05-15-2003, 10:12 AM

best i've heard all day. thanks

GremlinDelirium · 05-16-2003, 09:18 PM

Thats cute... i wanna drive uber fast... thanks

gfandy · 05-16-2003, 09:54 PM

Nice one. Thanks

Destrox · 05-17-2003, 07:59 AM

hehe, i rather enjoyed that joke

thanks a lot

Reese · 05-17-2003, 12:11 PM

I've heard it before, but I cracked up laughing way before the punchline

Eviltree · 05-17-2003, 04:10 PM

hehehe, thats hillariuos

Crazdez · 05-17-2003, 06:52 PM

hehe..cute joke
thanks

small one · 05-18-2003, 07:33 AM

Good one, cheers

wakelagger · 05-18-2003, 02:50 PM

I like.

TerresqueÜ · 05-18-2003, 03:20 PM

Hahahah good one. *Adds to his list of goodies*

opentocomments · 05-18-2003, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dark_Prophecy
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 Km/h."

whats with the metric then to MPH?

rs8001 · 05-19-2003, 01:46 AM

funny. Didn't see the punchline coming. Didn't catch the metric/english either good eye opentocomments.

Prophecy · 05-19-2003, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by opentocomments
whats with the metric then to MPH?

metric is how it was told to me, i noticed it but i was to lazy to convert it to mph *shrugs*

cchris · 05-19-2003, 06:02 AM

Great joke

05-15-2003, 07:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	Sunday Drive Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 Km/h. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 219." __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.

05-15-2003, 10:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	best i've heard all day. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-16-2003, 09:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Thats cute... i wanna drive uber fast... thanks __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-17-2003, 07:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	hehe, i rather enjoyed that joke thanks a lot __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-17-2003, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	I've heard it before, but I cracked up laughing way before the punchline __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

05-16-2003, 09:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	Nice one. Thanks

05-17-2003, 04:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hehehe, thats hillariuos

05-17-2003, 06:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
Crazdez Upright	hehe..cute joke thanks

05-18-2003, 07:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Good one, cheers

05-18-2003, 02:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
wakelagger Insane Location: Toronto	I like.

05-18-2003, 03:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hahahah good one. Adds to his list of goodies __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-19-2003, 01:46 AM	#13 (permalink)
rs8001 Crazy Location: Indiana	funny. Didn't see the punchline coming. Didn't catch the metric/english either good eye opentocomments.

05-19-2003, 06:02 AM	#15 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Great joke __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery