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vevaphon · 05-08-2003, 01:34 PM

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.

The first one says, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turned to the other Brother and said, "Then you must be....?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so -- I am the chip monk."

SysteMatiC · 05-08-2003, 01:55 PM

now thats bad.

zaiaz · 05-08-2003, 02:04 PM

UUUgggghhhh...somebody shoot me.

DEI37 · 05-08-2003, 02:34 PM

That is good. I like punny jokes.

hilbert25 · 05-08-2003, 05:27 PM

Groan.... That's something my parents would like. hehe

small one · 05-09-2003, 01:56 AM

That was bad, but RATBASTID, yours was even worse

05-08-2003, 01:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	monk business Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers. The first one says, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?" Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar." She turned to the other Brother and said, "Then you must be....?" "Yes, I'm afraid so -- I am the chip monk."

05-08-2003, 01:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	now thats bad. __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

05-08-2003, 02:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	UUUgggghhhh...somebody shoot me. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-08-2003, 02:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That is good. I like punny jokes. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-08-2003, 05:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
hilbert25 Psycho Location: nOvA	Groan.... That's something my parents would like. hehe

05-09-2003, 01:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	That was bad, but RATBASTID, yours was even worse