ferets
 

A man is having a quiet drink in a bar when a tramp comes up and, pulling a feret from his pocket, asks, "Wanna buy this for 50 bucks?"
"What the hell would I want to buy that for?" asks the man.
"This feret will give you the best blow job of your life," the tramp says.
The guy assumes his leg is being pulled, and bluntly tells the tramp to get lost.
Undetered, the tramp continues, "Look, if you don`t believe me, take it outside for a free trial".
Wanting to get rid of the tramp, the guy takes the feret out to the back of the pub.
Without hesitation, the animal unzips his trousers and proceeds to give him the best blow job of his life.
Amazed, the guy carries the the ferret back into the pub, gives the tramp 50 bucks and takes the animal home.
When his battleaxe of a wife opens the front door, the man proudly holds up the ferret.
"Look what i`ve just bought for only 50 bucks," he proclaims proudly.
"What on earth did you buy that for?" she shouts.
"This ferret gave me the best blow job of my life!" he exclaims.
"Well," she says, annoyed. "What the hell do you want me to do with it?"
"Teach it to cook," replies the man, "and then fuck off"

where can I get one?

hehehehehehehe
thats great
"his battleaxe of a wife"
lol

Ok...teach it to cook but who's gonna clean up? Nice post.

Thats nice, a diffrent variation from the normal version

Raymond Chandler could have written that one.

holy crap...
Fun-eee