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matthew330 · 05-20-2004, 09:27 AM

Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.
You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward
people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. " ... in Jesus'! name. Amen."

vector_1979 · 05-20-2004, 10:30 AM

Whose used these excuses?

Dilbert1234567 · 05-20-2004, 10:42 AM

i would!

Peetster · 05-20-2004, 10:45 AM

Clever and cute. Thanks!

losthellhound · 05-20-2004, 12:57 PM

Love the last one

05-20-2004, 09:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
matthew330 Banned	Caught Sleeping Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. " ... in Jesus'! name. Amen."

05-20-2004, 10:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
vector_1979 Insane Location: In a Caddy Shack	Whose used these excuses? __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Tip: Never do your shoe lace up in a revolving door

05-20-2004, 10:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	i would! __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

05-20-2004, 12:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	Love the last one __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

05-20-2004, 10:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Clever and cute. Thanks!