Parked cars and midnight nookie.
 

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on.

He gets closer to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window.

The young man lowers his window. 'Yes, officer?'

'What are you doing?'

'Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says, 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs, 'I believe she's knitting a pullover.'

The cop is totally confused.

'What's your age, young man?'

'I'm 25, sir.'

'And her, what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and says,

'She'll be 18 in 20 minutes.'

ha ha good one

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I did not see that one coming

hahah good one
havent heard that before

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hahaha I loved it.. didn't see it coming.

Waaahh excellent stuff

good one

I love that friggin joke! Cracks me up everytime I hear it.

Good one..didn't see that coming.

Great joke...I'm writing that one down. Hahaha.

Never heard that before. Nice one.

That's a joke? Sounds like tilted living to me... heehee, very funny stuff.

Cute.

THAT was a gorgeous joke! :)


I definitely didn't see it coming.

hehehe

Oh yeah, I ought to try this sometime.

oh yeah, that's a good one, very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great laugh.

That's outstanding! Totally blind sided by that one...:lol: