cchris

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Homey_V

That is not only funny as hell, but so very wonderfully pleasing...

Excellent post.

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paj

ahahhaahahah excellent!

GarthInPittsburgh

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i was going to call 911, but I was downloading a file

Eowyn_Vala

lol that was great!

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HamiC

Lucky guy. I have never gotten out of a speeding ticket. Then again, I have also never been quite that clever...

HLP

YES! THERE IS JUSTICE! Lucky for this guy the guy who filled it out was in a little bit of a rush.

joshibahn

that guy is a frekin genius!! thanks for the post!

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KellyC

Ahh...I can see why only its a couple replies and its already 5 star. It is 5 star quality

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Silvy

That gave me a few laughs!

Good one!

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Destrox

They probably read his reply and decided to drop it out of having such a good laugh.

I sure did.

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Gortexfogg

Hilarious! That's some of the funniest stuff ever.

DDDDave

I fought a ticket one time when the cop filled out the form all wrong. The only thing he had right was the DL #.

Know what the judge said? That will be $120. son.

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CSflim

Thats pretty damn hilarious!

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Ilow

I went to court with a ticket bearing similar mistakes and the judge looked at the cop and said "I guess it just wasn't your day, huh?" and let me go. But that's not important, what is important is that this post is damn funny. thanks.

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Blackthorn

Right click...SAVE!!!

DAMN FUNNY!!! 5*'s!!!

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scotty

Very funny indeed. Though it wouldn't have surprised me in the least if they had've pursued it. I'd never have the balls to go quite that heavy on the sarcasm. And I love using sarcasm.

Jackebear

I remember, 20 years ago being 19 (legal drinking age in Canada) and the police charged me with underage drinking (we were sitting in the school parking lot). He saw my I.D. but couldn't calculate the correct age and thought I was still 18. I just shut up and let him give me a ticket. Went to the cop shop the next day and said I don't think I'll be paying for this ticket and showed them my license.

Gotta love these silly cops.

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hectors_vector

that is outstanding

hu-man

Great post, thanks! I'm surprised they didn't charge him with something to the likes of 'admitted intent of drag racing' though.

japhyryder

That is just great, maybe when all of those messed up tickets catch up to me I will use an excuse like that

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fizzledorf

great one! well worth the read...

rickky

Excellent post! I agree with the post about three above this. Usually they give you some kind of warning just so they don't look completely stupid.

Cableguy

omfg, that's hillarious, Excellent Work

cameroncrazy822

got lucky with that one, could have been held in contmept I think due to the tone not the content because he was correct.

smilodon

Very nice. Thanks for the laugh.

indiretto

That is just plain sweet.

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MerKon4

WOW

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dover, ben

You can't be held in contempt of court when you aren't in court...
Royally funny joke though, wish I would be so lucky as to have the cops mess up on a ticket of mine

Spanxxx

Great read. Very clever indeed.

I got off of a ticket one time because I was going 10 mph over the speed limit through a school zone. However, the ticketing officer wrote down the corner where she actually stopped my car. So, me doing 35 in a 35 looked really silly on the ticket. =)

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punx1325

OMG!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever read!

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Unga

hahaha that's great!