The great state of Alabama - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tripp · 05-04-2003, 07:12 PM

Note: I am not trying to say anythign mean about people from Alabama, it's just the state used in the joke. That said, here it is:

A family has just moved to a new town from Alabama, and the son comes home from his first day of 3rd grade. He goes up to his father and says.

"Dad! We had math class today, and I counted all the way to 20, and everyone else only got to 15!"

the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama"

The next day, the son comes home and says "Hey Dad! Today we hasd a spelling bee, and I won!"

the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama"

THe next day, the son comes home and says "Dad, today we played baseball, and I made three home runs!"

and the father says "Well son, that's becuase you are from the great state of Alabama."

then the son says "After the game, we were showering, and I looked at the other kids, and I have the biggest penis in the class! Is that because I'm from the great state of Alabama?"

and the father says: "No, son, that's because you are the only 18 year old in the 3rd grade."

mirevolver · 05-04-2003, 07:16 PM

the same scenario can be found in Mississippi, Tennese, and the Carolinas

ForgottenKnight · 05-04-2003, 07:37 PM

There's only one 18 year old in the third grade in Alabama? I thought there'd be more...

Good joke!

MikeyChalupa · 05-05-2003, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiceGuy
There's only one 18 year old in the third grade in Alabama? I thought there'd be more...

Good joke!

Actually, you are correct. The joke takes place in another state though, to which the Alabama family moved.

-Mikey

Eviltree · 05-05-2003, 06:16 PM

that is a great joke

ols · 05-06-2003, 09:47 AM

he is the only 18 year old at that school. im sure there are many more in the south

warrrreagl · 05-06-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tripp
Note: I am not trying to say anythign mean about people from Alabama, it's just the state used in the joke. That said, here it is:

Hey man, a joke's a joke. I'm from Alabama, and I thought it was a scream! No need to apologize to me or anybody.

Wasn't it "Stranger In a Strange Land" that the Martian explained that one of the critical ingredients for humor is that someone must get hurt in some way?

Slam away, mon frer!

SirLance · 05-06-2003, 07:32 PM

Also, I understand you can be related to yourself by marriage...

05-04-2003, 07:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
tripp Upright	The great state of Alabama Note: I am not trying to say anythign mean about people from Alabama, it's just the state used in the joke. That said, here it is: A family has just moved to a new town from Alabama, and the son comes home from his first day of 3rd grade. He goes up to his father and says. "Dad! We had math class today, and I counted all the way to 20, and everyone else only got to 15!" the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama" The next day, the son comes home and says "Hey Dad! Today we hasd a spelling bee, and I won!" the father replied "That's because you are from the great state of Alabama" THe next day, the son comes home and says "Dad, today we played baseball, and I made three home runs!" and the father says "Well son, that's becuase you are from the great state of Alabama." then the son says "After the game, we were showering, and I looked at the other kids, and I have the biggest penis in the class! Is that because I'm from the great state of Alabama?" and the father says: "No, son, that's because you are the only 18 year old in the 3rd grade."

05-04-2003, 07:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	the same scenario can be found in Mississippi, Tennese, and the Carolinas __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-04-2003, 07:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	There's only one 18 year old in the third grade in Alabama? I thought there'd be more... Good joke! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-06-2003, 07:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Also, I understand you can be related to yourself by marriage... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

05-05-2003, 06:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	that is a great joke

05-06-2003, 09:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
ols Insane	he is the only 18 year old at that school. im sure there are many more in the south