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Old 03-30-2004, 08:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Last Laugh

The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. Their line had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. Now they decided to compile a family history, a legacy for the children. They hired a fine author.

Only one problem arose: how to handle that great-uncle who was executed in the electric chair. The author said he could handle that chapter of history tactfully.

The book appeared. It said that “Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, was attached to his position by the strongest of ties and ... his death came as a real shock.”
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Old 03-30-2004, 11:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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heeheehee that's great
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Old 03-30-2004, 01:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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interesting
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Old 03-31-2004, 06:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Funny stuff.
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Old 03-31-2004, 08:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Nice way to turn bad into seeming good.
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